I love this guy too

ODE TO NICK

Nickidy Nick, are you fo' real?

You kick more ass than Remington Steele

You are so rad, you raise the bar

Shining so bright, like an xmas star

Rockin around the xmas tree,

at Leisjes party, you squashed my knee

But that was cool that was a'ight

You and Me, Nick we'll always be tight

I love you in the night or day

And I'm gonna take this time to say,

You're so cool you make me pause

You are a slammin Santa claus.

I love this lady too

ODE TO SARAH

Oh Sazzy Saz, you are the coolest

Of all the skools you are the old skoolest

I hope your xmas time is ace

You'll turn up in Wellington and set the pace

You are so nice, you are so fit

Catch my love with your baseball mitt

I shy-ass Santa, wanna keep your mystique

I hope you find everything you seek

You are a real special bird

I love you lots, that's my final word.

This chick is also rad

ODE TO PIA

Oh Pia Mc Weer you are so rad

Your awesomeness is not a fad

Bunging around the xmas tree

You are the kinda lady who is special to me

Even though I say 'Pia Sucks'

I hope your gifts have to come in trucks

With your bottle of beer and a kitchen knife,

as Santa Claus, ACL 4 LYFE

I love your sass, I love your ass

If life was a test, you would surely pass

It's that special time of year

and in my heart I hold her dear

Looking kinda bung in her Santa hat,

but Pia is the shiz and I stand by that.

I love this dude too

ODE TO JOEL

You are the best, as you're aware

Was hard to make you Santa because of your hair!

You are like a happy place
You look stupid with a Santa face

I hope your xmas is the shit

in the shining sun you'll sit

You are a special lovely guy
If I was a Gangsta I'd call you fly
But I'm not, so I'll just say
I love you Joely in every way

I also love this woman

ODE TO JO

Joanne, Joanne, what can I say

You make me smile, you make my day

You are super cool, so cool like ice

We go to yummy sushi for sushi rice

I hope that Santa is good to you

you and Dan and Jacky-poo

You are the man, you are the shit

As G's we are the perfect fit

A bottle of wine, a fag or two

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Happy Jolly to you and yours

You look like a rad-ass Santa Claus.

I also love D

ODE TO DANIELLE

D, D you are so free

Kickin ass like a xmas tree

You are the bomb, you are the best

At library school, you pass the test

You are rad like ice cream

Santarize like a dream

Drinkin' your Lindauer fraise

You never cease to re-amaze

me that is, RTT

You are my homie and I love you, G

I also love Brent

ODE TO B UNIT

Mr B, he is our man

Of Mr B, I am a fan

Kicking ass and taking names

Fighting off those sexxxy dames

Brent you make a great St Nick

Candle of cool burnt to the wick

wickedy wickedy wild that is

Mr B, he is the shizz

So Merry Xmas to Mr B

You are an awesome friend to me.

The first person that I love is...

ODE TO J DOGG

Oh Jerome, you are my man

Make me happy like no-one can

I think you're awesome, sweet and cool

Take my ass back to grade school

'You have a cappuccino, we have a cup of tea'

I'm so happy that you're with me

You love Nesian Mystic and the Fast Crew
So I thought I better say Merry xmas to you

You are the best ever
(My rhymes are clever)

Happy Christmas butter chicken

You be fine, your ass be kickin.xxx